Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chen Xiao, Cai Shen, and Zhang Ping'an were summoned by Zheng Cheng to his room.


After he explained everything, all three were stunned.


"Holy shit! Song Chaoyu has awakened to her hidden profession? Seriously?"


"Damn! Brother Cheng, are you saying I can join the Night Watchmen? Really?"


"I... Go on! Brother Cheng, this has nothing to do with me, right?"


Chen Xiao was surprised, Cai Shen was thrilled, and Zhang Ping'an was helpless.


Zheng Cheng said, "Don't rush, let's take it one at a time."


"I just found out about Song Chaoyu too. With the help of the Night Watchmen, she has indeed awakened her hidden profession."


"And it's an eight-star level Soul Witch. She has now joined the Night Watchmen."


"I see..." mused Chen Xiao: "An eight-star profession, only one star behind Yao Zhixue..."


Zheng Cheng couldn't help but say: "Brother, don't worry too much. As long as you're sincere..."


Chapter 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?