Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"If they grow up, they are going to be much stronger than your rune masters!"


Li Jiao's eyes suddenly shone brightly as she said, "Bai Jingsheng, if you have the guts, try to win over these two beauties!"


"Wouldn't your Bai family then surpass the Qin Family?"


"I've seen pictures of those two girls. One is an ice queen, and the other one is bewitchingly adorable. They're far better than the ordinary girls you've been involved with before!"


Bai Jingsheng smirked, saying: "In that case, this young master will give it a shot!"


"They are merely girls from common families, I can easily capture their hearts!"


Bai Jingqi frowned, "Jingsheng! Do not overstep your bounds. We are all colleagues, moreover they're both high-star Professionists..."


"Relax, big brother." Bai Jingsheng said, "Do you really not know me? I never force a woman! Quite the contrary, many of them come on to me, haha..."


Chapter 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3