Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A flash of white light, instantly, a tool appeared in his hand.


[You have obtained special ingredients: Half-beastman's heart blood.]


[You have obtained Half-beastman DNA molecule.]


[You have activated the Half-beastman DNA map.]


A black-red bead about the size of a marble appeared in his hand, seemingly pulsating.


[Special ingredient: Half-beastman's heart blood]


[Effect: Permanent increase of 1 point in physical constitution and 1 point in strength after consumption, up to a limit of thirty consumption.]


[Description: Only by killing half-beastmen in a rage state, can you possibly get a drop of boiling heart blood, which contains the power of the half-beastmen!]


"Three-star ingredient? Adds 1 point of constitution and 1 point of strength? Dual attributes!"


Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson's disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _2