Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Even their charging momentum had slowed down.


Almost instantaneously, Qin Zheng dashed forward, confronting the beastman who was leading the charge, and knocked him over with a single swipe.


An immediate roar followed, seemingly emanating from a colossal monster, causing Bai Jingqi and the others' eardrums to burst.


The dozen or so beastmen in the restaurant were unable to withstand the onslaught; some of them were sprawled on the ground, petrified with fear, defecating and urinating.


Qin Zheng laughed heartily and lunged forward again.


"Damn! Qin Zheng! You sure know when to show off~!"


Bai Jingqi cursed, this kid really knew how to show off!


Li Jiao excitedly jumped up, repeatedly applauding with her small hands.


Bai Jingqi cursed again, quickly following Qin Zheng with the imp demon guarding on the other side, and they charged forward!


Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2