Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Description: The gallbladder of the Blackwater Mysterious Snake, a shame that it has been farmed, which resulted in a significant drop in the quality of its gallbladder.]


3 points of Spirit, 3 points of Agility seems fair, plus there's a 2% increase in poison resistance, it's a four-star ingredient after all.


What the hell is this "+1% male function" about?


You fricking X^%*&amp;amp;^$%*&amp;amp;^)(^*%&amp;amp;


"Phew...Brother Cheng, these two giant pythons are really troublesome..."


Cai Shen, hovering down from the sky, came up to Zheng Cheng, "Eh, what is this?"


"Snake gallbladder, cut out from its stomach, want to taste it?"


Cai Shen quickly waved his wing, "I don't eat, I don't eat, I hate eating these weird and bizarre things~"


Song Chaoyu came over with a mischievous grin, "Weird and bizarre things? Didn't you eat bugs before?"


Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3