Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

She artfully brandished her blood-craving staff and let loose a void fire spell on the creature.


A piercing shriek resounded from the creature's mouth.


The thin creature immediately fell to the ground, screaming its anguish.


Zheng Cheng's eyes sparkled decisively.


These Black Sludge Fishmen stole an ancient coral species offering from Li Zhen. He didn't understand the connection, but their interest was clear.


For the Fishmen, the ancient coral species was incredibly important.


If not, they would not be desperately trying to kill Qin Zheng.


In the face of extreme anger, void fire was the ultimate weapon!


Another void fire spell crashed into the crowd of Fishmen, toppling them to the ground in a chorus of screams.


Every so often, the spell for Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption erupted within the crowd, gradually leading the otherwise dominant Fishmen towards collapse.


Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2