Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

She only remembered herself and her elder brother being forced by half orcs to fall from mid-air, falling off a cliff.


She carried the family's floating talisman on her, during normal days she would also put upgrade points into endurance and strength under her elder brother's guidance.


Additionally, since young, she had been learning dance, making her body very flexible.


At the critical moment, she tore open the floating talisman and descended slowly with the help of the magic from the talisman.


Who would have thought, a gust of wind suddenly came from afar, forcing her and her elder brother to be deflected in different directions.


Luckily, underneath her was a river stream, but upon her fall, she found a large number of half-fishmen and half-orcs fighting on the shore!


She quickly hid, hoping to use the opportunity to flee.


Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!