Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Before Zheng Cheng could speak, Song Chaoyu behind him couldn't stand it.


"You silly lovesick woman, stop daydreaming, there's no way Zheng Cheng would confess to you!"


"Arrogant and willful, your eyes are reaching the skies. How could my Brother Cheng ever fall for you?"


Li Jiao was immediately enraged, she climbed out of the water bubble and pointed at Song Chaoyu, shouting: "From now on, I announce that Zheng Cheng is mine! Who do you think you are? Believe it or not, I will &amp;amp;amp;amp;…￥%&amp;amp;amp;amp;…%&amp;amp;amp;amp;%*(&amp;amp;amp;amp;)"


One corner of Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched; women really are troublesome.


At this moment, the Fishman BOSS finally reacted.


There were actually humans who dared to infringe on its territory!


It cried out, and the enormous copper hammer in its hand immediately smashed towards Zheng Cheng.


Chapter 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?