Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Three people decorated with mysterious patterns are kneeling before two figures.


Whispers and strange calls flow from them, motioning as if they are communicating something. 


Next to them lies an elderly half-beastman corpse.


The scent of thick blood and iron pervades the cave.


In front of these three kneel two more figures.


One of them is tall, with dark green skin, a yellow glow in his eyes, and sharp tusks.


On his back, he carries a huge ax as tall as a man.


The other, smaller in stature, only has a tiny bit of tusk, resembling delicate kitten teeth.


She has dark green curly hair that lays casually on her shoulders.


Her attire consists only of a simple suit of fur armor and a short skirt, revealing great areas of tender skin.


The most eye-catching feature is her large bosoms, bigger than a man's head, revealing a tantalizing cleavage.


The half-beast guards around her couldn't help but sneak looks from time to time.


Chapter 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!