Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

They chatted for a bit longer, finally managing to dismiss Li Jiao.


Chen Xiao's phone suddenly rang again, he glanced down, his brows slightly wrinkling.


"It's Chen Zixiong, he wants me to join his team."


Zheng Cheng curiously asked: "Chen Zixiong... Who else is there? How capable are they?"


"Chen Zixiong, a six-star-level swift archer."


"Yang Lie, a six-star profession Flame Mage."


"Zhao Yeping, a five-star profession dual-blade wielder."


"Lin Jianyue, a four-star profession crimson priest."


"There was also Liu Siyu, but that guy got snatched away by another team."


"So, including them, we only have nine people."


Zheng Cheng immediately said, "Nine is enough. Tell them that if they want to, they can join our team, but they have to follow my orders."


"If they don't want to, that's fine too."


As Chen Xiao was replying, two more messages arrived on Zheng Cheng's phone.


They also inquired about the team situation.


Chapter 109: "Sacrificial Learning Notes"! Skill Mutation!