Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Liu Siyu roared, his mind suddenly becoming incredibly lucid.


A monster lunged at his shoulder, but he quickly reacted.


His left hand thrusted out his sword and shield, instantly piercing through its mouth and causing its skull to explode.


He retreated, narrowly avoiding the attack of a two-headed creature.


He kicked it away with his right foot while dodging an attack from another creature with a large tumor on its head.


Getting up, he swung his right hand, his sword and shield tracing an arc and slicing through two more creature's throats!


Liu Siyu shouted, a huge surge of strength coursing through his body, making him feel somewhat light and airy.


A few more monsters lunged at him. Two were locked onto his thighs, two others were targeting his arms.


And from behind, a few more gripped weapons like machetes and clubs, aiming for his head.


Chapter 115: Brother Cheng, Shoot One For Me!