Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"I wonder if I can dissect a charred corpse of the Inferior Tribe..."


Staring at the charred combatant of the Inferior Tribe, Zheng Cheng muttered.


Once again, a massive dark cloud took shape in the sky and a dense radioactive downpour descended.


The coverage area of this rainfall might be small, but its density was twice as much as that of the previous one!


The icy armor that Zheng Cheng wore was melting at a visible pace!


Turning around, he saw the limbless Inferior Tribe combatant, appearing like a gigantic worm, fixedly staring at him.


"How does this thing move without limbs?"


This question popped up in his mind, but he persisted without any pause, heading straight towards the limbless Inferior Tribe combatant.


Surprisingly, the limbless menace spun quickly and fled.


As it fled, the deadly radioactive downpour continued to follow Zheng Cheng.


Chapter 118: Dissecting Bad People! Repugnant Special Ingredients!