Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Their eyes lit up instantly, and Rookie hurriedly asked, "We heard from Captain Yunxiao and Bai Jingqi about the forerunners and forerunners' family before, who exactly are they?"


Yao Zhixue hesitated for a moment before saying: "I only heard Sister Yunxiao mention something, according to her, all forerunners are survivors of the great calamity that happened more than three hundred years ago." 


"The weakest forerunner has a strength that is at epic level, that is, LV79 and above!"


"A survivor who has lived for more than three hundred years!"


"The great calamity... It took place over three hundred and sixty years ago, can a person really live that long?"


The group was skeptical, and yet Zheng Cheng was starting to believe.


Even an ordinary person could live up to a hundred and forty or fifty years old just by maintaining a balanced diet and frequent exercise.


Chapter 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin! _2