Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

They threw themselves at it again, with Chen Xiao attacking like a possessed war god, charging straight towards the head of Blood Guanyin.


Amidst the airborne vascular dance, he drove his blade straight into Blood Guanyin's left eye.


Blood splattered everywhere, and Blood Guanyin's left eye burst on the spot.


But in the next second, countless tiny blood-colored tendrils grew out of Blood Guanyin's left eye, wrapping around Chen Xiao like nightmarish serpents.


The tendrils pulled, dragging Chen Xiao's body toward its pupil.


Zheng Cheng cried out in alarm and dashed towards Chen Xiao.


Regrettably, there were too many surrounding blood vessels; he couldn't make it in time.


In the sky above, Zhu Chengyu's figure flashed by in a whirl.


He held a gun with both hands, leaped high into the air from atop the colt dragon's stirrups.


Golden flames burned around him as he descended from the sky.


Chapter 132: I entrust my life to the gods! Blood Guanyin, rise!