Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The phantom flames flickered, and a wailing voice sprung from deep within the heart of the Blood Guanyin, engulfing the entire battlefield.


The sounds of cries echoed intermittently, almost everyone subconsciously clutched their heads in response to the vibrations affecting their eardrums.


Only Zheng Cheng, the person closest to the Blood Guanyin, seemed to have no problem at all.


In his shocked gaze, the phantom flames flickered continuously, fiercely rushing downward along the body of the Blood Guanyin.


Distorted bodies were screaming skyward from the Blood Guanyin.


Their bodies started to ignite. One puddle after another of flesh fell off their bodies, instantly burnt to charcoal.


And their faces, originally filled with anger or numb, now twisted with terror and brutality.


Strange cries emanated from their mouths.


Countless bodies began to detach from the main body of the Blood Guanyin, struggling, roaring and charging at Zheng Cheng!


Chapter 135: Void fire burning! Memories from the wicked! Great Sun Glory!