Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Another day passed, and Chen Xiao and Rookie came to Zheng Cheng's house again.


As soon as they walked in, Rookie blurted out, "Brother Cheng, are you ready yet?"


Zheng Cheng casually replied, tossing a bottle of Budweiser to each of them.


"True, nobody could stand a chance once Brother Cheng unleashed his Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique. Hahaha~"


"Oh, by the way, have you two signed up for the Solo Ranking Tournament?" Zheng Cheng suddenly asked, "It's a good opportunity to practice. Don't waste it."


Rookie quickly shook his head. "I'll pass this time. I've scored over 500 points on the Radiation Island. That's enough for me to apply to a first-tier professional university."


"I'd rather not embarrass myself in the Solo Ranking Tournament."


Chen Xiao also shook his head. "Brother Cheng, I'm not participating either. I've been accepted by the Northwestern Military Academy. I have to report there and start training in a month."


Chapter 149 - Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill!