Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

What the hell kind of nickname is that?


Yao Zhixue's forehead twitched, and she really wanted to smash an ice block into her face.


"Right, Zheng Cheng, have you decided on what school to apply to?" Suddenly, Song Chaoyu moved over to Zheng Cheng and asked nervously.


Song Chaoyu seemed slightly sad. "What a pity."


She had a special status. The Night Watchmen had already stipulated that she couldn't leave Chang'an City, let alone go to Beijing for university!


She glared fiercely at Yao Zhixue again. "Hmph! Lucky for you, you big ice block!"


The small hand Yao Zhixue had hidden in her sleeve clenched again, suppressing the urge to lash out.


Zheng Cheng hurriedly said, "Alright, the competition is about to begin, let's go over first."


Yao Zhixue's body stiffened initially, then she obediently followed along.


Song Chaoyu stuck closer in stride, paying no heed to the looks from people around her.


Chapter 149 - Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill! _3