Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Why hasn't anyone come to challenge the number one defender?


The originally sparse audience quickly dispersed.


"How come no one has come to challenge Zheng Cheng in the second round?"


"I was hoping to see someone run with diarrhea, but no one stepped onto the stage?"


"Hehehe, you and I have the same thoughts..."


Zheng Cheng and the referee exchanged glances, looking unanimously at the other side.


"I say, young man, is your skill just that bizarre?"


"Amazing...I heard some Priests have healing skills even for diseases, wouldn't it be ineffective against you?"


"I think it probably depends on the skill level..."


As the two chatted, they watched the matches on the other platforms.


Bai Shi, the referee, seemed fond of mentoring and was making comments about the competitors.


Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!_3