Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Another Jungle Serpent was under attack, and it retaliated by twisting its body to bite the opponent.


For a moment, the two Jungle Serpents were tearing each other apart again, dust and smoke filled the entire arena, accompanied by constant cries from several huge beasts.


"Hahaha, Hahahaha... Wang Hao is like a man who lifts a rock only to drop it on his own foot!"


"Wang Hao must be crying, the beasts he tamed are fighting each other!"


"This is Wang Hao's bad luck! His Professionist awakening only happened less than a month ago, so even though he has so many spirit beasts, he hasn't had time to train them properly. Their loyalty is low, that's why they were easily bewildered by Song Chaoyu's skill!"


"That's just terrible! With so many spirit beasts, he could have made it into the top ten!"


"Hahaha, look at his face, as purple as an eggplant..."


"I was wondering, the shadow that Song Chaoyu summoned seemed familiar?"


"Yeah... two heads... wait, isn't that an Inferior Man?"


Chapter 150 Summoner's Battle! Defeat You in Your Best Way! _4