Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

As soon as Song Chaoyu's voice fell, a burst of exclamation resounded through the square.


"Song Chaoyu is challenging Yao Zhixue!"


"Aren't they from the same school? Why are they squaring off?"


"You don't understand! It's like saying there can't be two tigers on the same mountain, unless one is male and the other female. Two female tigers would definitely..."


"I heard that they're at odds over the same guy."


"Impossible! Which guy could make two girls fall for him? It can't be Zheng Cheng, right?"


Debates and discussions ensued among the excited spectators.


At this moment, on the big screen, was a close-up of Yao Zhixue's cold face.


Yao Zhixue remained calm, her eyes devoid of any ripple.


It seemed like Song Chaoyu's challenge had been anticipated.


Chapter 152: Intense Battle! Yao Zhixue VS Song Chaoyu!