Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Impossible, after all, he's ranked first in points."


"Isn't that big Blood Guanyin puppet considered cheating? Is the referee's team blind?"


"If it were me, I would also protest. Even in an alien battlefield, such a thing could be considered a strategic weapon."


There was a heated debate among the countless spectators around the arena.


Their gaze was fixed on the ever-shrinking Blood Guanyin statue in the arena.


Almost half of the people believed that Zheng Cheng had cheated using a one-time powerful item.


Otherwise, how could he easily defeat Terence?


Especially that Blood Guanyin statue, it was absolutely terrifying!


In the arena, the Blood Guanyin statue gradually shrank and eventually turned into a blood-colored Guanyin jade pendant, held in Zheng Cheng's hand.


The unconscious Terence was tossed aside in the corner of the arena like a rag doll.


Chapter 158: There are no garbage occupations, only garbage people!