Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Alright, I have explained everything that needed explaining." Shen Nanfeng finished the tea in front of him and said, "Now, Yunxiao will tell you about the following matters."


Zheng Cheng nodded, "Alright, Director, I'll take my leave then."


Both of them stood up to leave, and Shen Nanfeng let out a deep sigh.


"The Time-Space Rift... it is the fundamental thing of a tribe on the Alien Battlefield."


"Only by occupying the Time-Space Rift can one maintain the initiative on the Alien Battlefield."


"I hope this kid won't get scared to death when he gets to the Alien Battlefield!"


Outside the door, Zheng Cheng and Zhao Yunxiao headed towards the office one after the other.


Zheng Cheng curiously asked, "Sister Yunxiao, is there something else you want to say?"


"Of course, there is." Zhao Yunxiao opened the door and entered, "About your trip to Beijing."


Chapter 161: The Secret of the Wonders of the World! These foods are all prepared for you! _2