Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Half a month later, Yao Zhixue returned from the North Pole ice sheet, her entire aura becoming even colder.


Her pupils, formerly black and white, gradually turned into a faint indigo color, making her look like a goddess!


Another week later, the summer vacation ended, and the three of them prepared to head to Beijing together!


In the bustling station, under Zhao Yunxiao's lead, the three of them successively arrived at the platform.


A month of fulfilling the duties of Night Watchmen had caused a great change in their temperaments.


They had become more steady and serious, and their eyes were filled with confidence.


With the addition of Zheng Cheng, Yao Zhixue, and Cai Ji, the safety in the Stele Forest area of Chang'an City, where Zhao Yunxiao was stationed, had greatly improved.


Especially, Zheng Cheng, who used the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique, weeded out quite a lot of spies of the Fallen Ones.


Chapter 163: The Space Fissure Riot! They are all Professionists!