Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Behind the spatial rift, Yakes and Joseph were still waiting.


Joseph, looking at the distant train, suddenly asked, "My lord, why did we choose to attack the train Zheng Cheng is on?"


"This is an open field that is perfect for an attack. Still, if they attempt to escape, it will be hard for us to catch up, won't it?"


Yakes sneered, "It's because of his identity."


"His identity? A student?" Joseph asked puzzled: "What do you mean?"


"No, no, no..." Yakes shook his head. "Not a student but his identity as a Professionist and a Night Guard."


"In Xia Country, there is an unwritten rule: all Professionists, when encountering a village or town full of common people while in the wild, will do their best to protect these civilians."


"In case of a Space Rift incident or Monster invasion or any other kinds catastrophe, these Professionists are expected to stay behind and protect the common people!"


Chapter 166: The Night's Watchmen are all idiots! The Earth Dragon Turns!