Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Yakes's face changed significantly, because in front of him appeared a bizarre statue, blood-red and continuously growing.


While when Joseph saw this Blood Guanyin statue, his face immediately changed drastically.


"Sir! It's not good, it's Zheng Cheng's Blood Guanyin!"


Yakes instinctively looked back and saw Zheng Cheng's figure rapidly running towards them.


With a raised hand, the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique was launched towards both of them.


At the same time, dozens of blood vessels rushed out from the Blood Guanyin at a very fast speed towards them!


Joseph looked back at Yakes with desperation in his eyes.


A breaking wind sound came, and Joseph's originally desperate eyes became shocked and disbelieving.


He stupidly looked down at his abdomen, where a dagger had been thrust in.


Chapter 175 Yakes: I Protest!