Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng wondered, "Is that so, do all top-scoring college entrance exam students have companions? Besides us, who else is there?"


Zhao Zhemei laughed and said, "Not just anyone can have companions you know. In addition to the top-scoring students who choose Beijing Professional University every year, there are also students from other external forces or exchange students from foreign higher professional schools."


"In addition, all students with nine-star professions will be arranged to have companions by the school."


With that, she smiled at Yao Zhixue, "This must be Yao Zhixue, you also have a companion~"


"However, each year, female students' companions need to apply at the school first, then they will be arranged by the Academic Affairs Office..."


Yao Zhixue coldly asked, "How did you recognize us?"


Zhao Zhemei sweetly replied, "As a companion to excellent students, we of course need to memorize the appearances of those we serve."


Chapter 178: The Shock of the Monstrous Day! The Rules of Beijing University!_3