Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Although Cui Xiabing's voice wasn't loud, it sounded particularly clear in the quiet classroom.


"Hello everyone, my name is Cui Xiabing, from Yunzhou Province. My profession is a nine-star Treant Herder; it's nice to meet all of you."


She sweetly smiled, then continued, "Also, I plan to participate in our class's Ten Undercurrent War, and I intend to form a support class-majority club. I hope everyone will support me."


At Cui Xiabing's words, the students in the classroom immediately started excitedly discussing.


"Wow! Is Cui Xiabing really entering the Ten Undercurrent War?"


"That can't be true, she's a support class, how can she compete with those main combat professions?"


"A Treant Herder? I've never heard of this nine-star profession."


The classroom was filled with students' commotion, but Cui Xiabing remained at the podium, saying, "What I want to prove is that we support class professionists are not weaker than any other profession."


Chapter 184: The Secret Realm Assessment Exclusive for Support Professionists!