Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Watching the approaching figures, Zheng Cheng and Caiji wore peculiar expressions, surprisingly not moving to stop them straight away.


Yao Zhixue swiftly walked to Zheng Cheng, her face as frosty as ever, saying, "This is my boyfriend. Do not annoy me again, or I won't mind arranging for us to duel on the battleground!"


The newcomer frowned at Zheng Cheng, saying disdainfully, "Yao Zhixue's boyfriend? Who the heck are you?"


Feeling Zhixue's familiar presence next to him, Zheng Cheng stepped forward and said, "Qinzhou, Zheng Cheng, who is asking?"


"Qinzhou's Zheng Cheng?" the newcomer responded indifferently, "I never heard of him. Who's this nobody trying to get involved with Yao Zhixue? Is he some random person you picked up?"


Chapter 189 I Want It All! Zhang Meiyu of Black Dragon City!