Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In front of Zhuang Shuai lay a dozen roasted red, black-skin worms, still emitting a curl of black smoke.


The heads and joints of the black-skin worms were broken, their abdomens opened and internal organs scooped out, resembling a large shrimp curled up.


A few soldiers came over, looking surprised, "Can you eat these?"


Zhuang Shuai patted his shoulder, "Of course, we can eat! I am a master chef after all!"


Saying so, he cut off a large piece of worm meat and shoved it into the hands of one of the soldiers.


The soldier looked at the large piece of meat in his hand, unconsciously swallowing.


The reddish-black color, clumped together, looked like a large piece of brain that had been roasted, giving off a peculiar aroma.


Zhuang Shuai waved his hand vigorously, "Eat!"


The other soldiers also egged the soldier on, "Eat quickly, eat..."


The soldier with the worm meat in his hand made a grimace, gritted his teeth, and took a big bite.


Chapter 214 Terrifying Dark Food! Sphere of Influence!