Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"All sword and shield users to the front! Spear soldiers to follow!"


Hours later, on the south side of their homeland, Shadi led a hundred different kinds of soldiers into the black mist.


She began her fight with the Alien Beasts using her sword and shield warriors as vanguards, spear soldiers as reserves, archers launching free attacks, and light cavalry as backup.


First, dozens of colorful spiders charged forward, launching their offense at the sword and shield users at the very front.


The sword and shield users resisted the attack, and the spear soldiers behind them seized the opportunity to counter-attack.


As for the archers, they freely fired, killing several colorful spiders at once.


"The Alien Beasts aren't that strong..."


Upon seeing this situation, Shadi's tone was slightly disdainful.


She really doesn't understand why her father and siblings describe Alien Beasts as so dangerous...


Chapter 221: The Maiden's First Battle! The Shocking Sadie!