Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Two tasks? There's actually just one task, to go to Black Tower Mountain and activate the giant homeworld crystal!"


In the underground passage, Chu He listened to the voice in his ear and shook his head, choosing to decline.


"With my current power, I can barely protect myself, let alone go to the top of Black Tower Mountain."


"Beast tide, huh? It seems there aren't many students left in the secret realm, otherwise, the principal wouldn't have personally issued the task..."


He shook his head and continued to immerse himself in thoughts on how to expand his homeworld.


Meanwhile, inside a city protected by countless giant trees, Cui Xiabing looked at the dense swarm of alien beasts outside the city walls and shook her head with a bitter smile.


"Setting a task to explore Black Tower Mountain at this time, how could it possibly be completed!"


"Hang on, hold on for as long as you can!"


Chapter 228: Homeland Crystal LV6! Recruiting Magicians!