Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

On the waist of the mountain, hundreds of sandworms were incessantly rolling downhill, kicking up debris of rock and human figures, torn limbs and mutilated bodies.


The soldiers, hidden in the tunnels, could only run away in panic under the onslaught of the sand worms.


But how could their speed compete with that of the sandworms? They were easily found and slaughtered!


By the home crystal, Chu He watched all this with icy cold eyes.


"Sandworms... Is this the new six-star Alien Beast?"


"Burrowing for movement and ambush, they really are a tricky lot."


"Unfortunately, if I had not ordered wizards to soften the boulders underground with marsh magic, it would have been difficult for these sandworms to move within the rocks."


"My tunnel warfare has just given them the opportunity to advance."


"Since that's the case, we can only abandon it..."


In the dim underground passage, a dozen or so soldiers were running chaotically.


Chapter 237: The Infinitely Evolving Little Beast?