Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Beck Roland's tone remained extremely respectful as he gave Zheng Cheng a standard mage's salute.


Zheng Cheng scrutinized Beck Roland from top to bottom. His mage robes hadn't changed much in appearance, but his aura had become more stable and restrained.


His eyes had grown even more mature and confident.


The staff that had once been in his hand had vanished. Instead...was a book!


He respectfully said, "My Lord, I have successfully advanced to the six-star hero class... Magic Scholar!"


Zheng Cheng asked in surprise, "Magic Scholar? What abilities do you have?"


Beck explained with a smile, "According to what some people on your planet say... the world of magic is vast and boundless, and I will explore it from top to bottom!"


"In the face of magic, I'm just a small figure constantly seeking knowledge."


"Magic Scholar? I will explore it from top to bottom?"


With a thought, Beck's attributes appeared before his eyes.


Chapter 240: The Proactive Sadie? The Mosquito Fly Tribe's Plague!