Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Damn it! Why are the mosquitoes here so big!"


In the forest, Zhuang Shuai hid his bulky body in a huge mud pit, perfectly melding with the mud, only revealing two sly eyes.


A chubby, pitch-black soldier approached and asked in a soft voice.


Zhuang Shuai rolled his eyes: "How would I know? Tell our brothers to wait until the flies fly away."


"My lord, should I take some brothers to catch a few flies and see if they're edible?"


"Get lost!" Zhuang Shuai cursed: "Eat flies? Are you tired of living? Aren't you afraid of the viruses and bacteria on the flies?"


The subordinate asked curiously, "Viruses? Bacteria? What's that? These flies are also Alien Beasts, can't we eat them?"


"Yes," the subordinate nodded vigorously: "When we were extremely hungry, we ate not only flies but also mice, ants, and some worms..."


"Eurgh... Enough, take a few brothers discreetly and get some flies from the edge of the mud pit. Be very careful!"


Chapter 242: Sea of Maggots! Summon Hellfire!