Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng's secret weapon, not until now revealing its threatening claws.


As soon as Blood Guanyin appeared, dozens of blood vessels surged out, like numerous giant pythons, immediately rushing into the swarm of enormous flies.


Each giant fly was directly smashed, trapped tightly, turning the entire fly bodies into fragments.


But these giant flies were also excited, buzzing loudly, frantically pouncing on Blood Guanyin's body and blood vessels.


For these giant flies, Blood Guanyin, made entirely of fresh blood, is undoubtedly a great tonic!


The old woman in black also laughed sinisterly: "For our Tribe of Mosquito Flies, the power of fresh blood will only make us stronger, even..."


Her voice had not yet fallen, when a dull sound suddenly came from Blood Guanyin, which was already surrounded by countless giant flies.


In an instant, the gloomy, icy blood flame exploded, burning wildly.


Chapter 244: Blood Guanyin! Two New Heroes!