Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Several days later, over a dozen pitch-black fat bodies were crawling on the ground, incessantly climbing towards the mountaintop.


Zhuang Shuai's body accumulated an ever-growing amount of fat, appearing like several tires stacked together.


The subordinates next to him were not much different--their ability to walk proved to be a challenge.


Regardless, they were still crawling non-stop on the ground.


"Damn it... I can't eat this weird food anymore...it's turned me into something neither human nor ghost, damn it...waaa... my handsome face..."


In these few days, in order to survive in this secret realm, he, like the troops he recruited, had been consuming large amounts of the dark food.


Their basic attributes and resistances were skyrocketing visible to the naked eye, but it was also causing irreversible damage to their bodies!


Obesity was only part of it. The main problem was that their bodies were gradually transforming into alien beasts.


Chapter 246: Alien Beast Transformation, Invitation and Conflict?