Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The group chatted a little longer, and as darkness fell.


"Alright, it's about time. I'll treat you all tonight as a welcome back meal."


Zhao Yunxiao looked at a clock, then stood up to announce.


Vegetable chicken exclaimed excitingly, "Sister Yunxiao is treating us? Fantastic, we have been eating the school canteen food for over two months, our tongues are literally bored of the taste."


Zhao Yunxiao retorted, "All of you are night guards and your wages aren't modest. How come you can't even afford a meal?"


Vegetable chicken explained, "We hardly had time to go out these two months. We've been staying at the school."


"Alright, let's go. I'll treat you tonight and let you enjoy the delicious food of Beijing!"


Under the lead of Zhao Yunxiao, they quickly arrived at a restaurant named 'Rain Flower Stone'.


Chapter 267: Lu Mengmeng Blocks the Way! Strange Skill!