Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

At the Earth Hyena Clan, Agudo and seven to eight hyena cubs were kneeling on the ground, weeping and speaking about something.


Soon, the Great Priest of the Earth Hyena Clan came out and said in a low voice: "Agudo, according to your account, the human who suddenly attacked your tribe is a Sub-dragon Knight?"


"Yes, yes Lord Tusks!" Agudo hurriedly replied: "That damned human rode a black sub-dragon, capable of spewing lethal poison. Despite our tribe exerting all effort to stop him, sadly we weren't his match..."


"A Sub-dragon Knight?" Tusks asked: "Did you get a good look at the human's appearance?"


"Probably, probably about the same age as that elder brother..."


Standing behind Tusks, there were two figures, one male and one female.


The man was a normal hyena man, with a bulbous nose, round ears, earth-yellow hair, and obvious spots on his skin.


Chapter 278: Hyena Man Kayal! Werewolf Flereya!