Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Over a hundred Hyena Men cavalrymen surrounded a few surrendered mercenaries, looking at them icily.


At their feet lay about a dozen corpses hugging each other in desperate resistance.


Every one of them had been torn apart by horses, dying a gruesome death.


Zhao Gou stood in front of a few surrendered mercenaries and said, "Out of consideration that we are all of the Human Race, tell me the real identity of the human riding the sub-dragon, otherwise..."


A mercenary spat out: "Go to hell, you damnable Fallen One..."


Before he could finish his sentence, he got stabbed in the back by a soldier standing next to him.


He fell to the ground, coughing violently, with bright red blood constantly gushing out of his mouth.


This scene scared a few people standing nearby, causing them to shudder.


Chapter 282: The Second Human Race Trial Participant!