Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Damn it! What kind of accursed place is this!"


The skull-masked Fallen One's muscles swelled tremendously, transforming into a massive skeleton. He stood alone before a Charming Beast, engaged in an intense battle.


Next to him, another Fallen One wearing an Evil Ghost skull mask was shrouded in a layer of poison mist, and any Charming Beast that got close to him became dazed, easy prey to be slaughtered.


"The Spirit Charm Blessed Land—my child sensed it—there's something here that excites it beyond measure...!"


The Fallen One with the Gui Xiao mask spoke even more excitedly. Black mist surged behind him, morphing into a phantom that resembled a giant eagle, or perhaps a black phoenix, constantly twisting.


He also continually erupted with torrents of black flames, incinerating all the surrounding Charming Beasts to ashes.


"Epic, Legendary... maybe even a Mythical Realm prop!"


Chapter 312 The Building on Black Mountain? Strange Prohibitions!_1