Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Seyr's face changed drastically, "Elemental Elf user...who the hell are you?"


Without any hesitation, Zheng Cheng pointed at Seyr once again, and this time a large lump of flesh burst violently from his left shoulder, exploding suddenly.


Seyr cursed, "No matter who you are, I'll kill you!"


He reached out and grasped, and a Bat-man longsword flashing with light suddenly appeared in his hand, his figure flickered, and he slashed towards Zheng Cheng!


Zheng Cheng moved quickly, pointed his magic wand, and another large lump of flesh swelled up on Seyr's body, then burst open.


"Damn it! Who the hell are you? Why is every single skill a lethal attack!"


Seyr's face changed drastically, roaring in anger.


The accessories on his body are no ordinary items, most of them are lifesaving treasures bestowed by his family or the royal family.


An accessory can block a lethal attack once, acting like a substitute puppet.


Chapter 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_2