Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Just as most of the people on Black Mountain had entered the Main Hall at the summit, a huge change suddenly occurred in the forest at the base of the mountain.


The trees on the outskirts of the forest began to grow wildly, extending continuously toward the foot of the mountain, and soon they reached Black Mountain.


At the base of Black Mountain, Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vines suddenly stretched out and connected with the forest.


A woman's figure slowly emerged from above the forest.


Looking at the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vines at the foot of Black Mountain, Cui Xiabing's tone carried the joy of surviving a disaster.


"Thank goodness... this Spirit Charm Ghost Forest also consists of trees, otherwise I really would've been devoured by this Blessed Land and subsequently assimilated."


Chapter 321 Clone Copy? Instant Kill!_1