Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Before his words fell, the entire boudoir suddenly started to shake, and a large amount of black fog abruptly appeared.


Zheng Cheng's expression changed slightly, and he quickly rushed toward the small door he had entered through, soon charging into it.


And just like that, the entire boudoir collapsed!


Just as he burst out of the boudoir, a violent tremor suddenly came.


Large chunks of giant stones fell from the sky, and the earth quaked as if there had been an earthquake.


At the same time, another figure rushed out from a nearby room.


In his hand, he clutched a Stone Pen, which seemed very similar to the jade pendant in Zheng Cheng's hand, sharing the same aura.


The Lizard-man also clearly noticed Zheng Cheng, especially the jade pendant in his hand, a flash of killing intent passing through his eyes.


Chapter 323: Chaotic Battle! Human Race Genius? If Dead, Then No Longer!_1