Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"For this batch of Graduation Assessments, the disciple will head to the Chasm..."


Suddenly, the communication device at Yang Ru'er's waist began to emit an urgent ringing, "Captain! There's been an emergency at the entrance to the Blessed Land; it seems someone is about to come out, and many of the Cave Beastmen have already gathered..."


Yang Ru'er hastily said, "Master Ancestor, this..."


Xin Ruhuo's gaze flickered, and with a step forward, a dense array of runes appeared beneath her feet.


At the same time, with a wave of her hand, a rune shot out and disappeared into the distance.


"There must be a tremendous benefit for someone to emerge from the Blessed Land that has lain dormant for ten thousand years; we absolutely cannot let the Cave Beastmen Tribe take it!"


Under the massive tree, hundreds of figures stood confronting each other, mutual animosity in their eyes.


Chapter 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2