Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng's vision darkened, and when a sliver of light appeared, he noticed several figures pouncing toward him.


He cursed inwardly as his mind focused, the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield immediately spread out, protecting his companions within its reach.


The Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique also enveloped the area in an instant, revealing, apart from his few companions, several other figures.


Apart from the nine of them who possessed the Inheritance Artifacts, there were unexpectedly over ten other figures that had been transported out of the Spirit Charm Blessed Land.


After entering the Spirit Charm Blessed Land, they hadn't headed to the Central Temple of the World but had gone to other places instead.


After handing over the Inheritance Artifacts, the Phantom of the Spirit Charm Emperor had also conveniently teleported them out.


Among them were two figures Zheng Cheng was familiar with.


Chapter 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1