Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Never had he imagined that the entire group would fall within the Spirit Charm Blessed Land.


He roared furiously and suddenly leaped down from the colossal octopus.


His body flickered with golden light and instantly transformed into a four-armed giant.


In his hands, the Demon Suppression Pestle, Ring Blade, Dharma Wheel, and Three-tined Trident frenziedly smashed toward the Cave Beastmen.


Zheng Cheng shook his head and leaped down from Zheng Yi's back.


Exploring the secret realm and slaughtering foreign races, it was inevitable that some would die or fall.


But he hadn't expected it to come so quickly.


The Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique surged out again, enveloping several Cave Beastmen within it.


"Hmm? Are the Cave Beastmen here mainly Jackal Werewolves and Hyena Men... predominantly canine Beastmen?"


His mind whirred, and he immediately unleashed the Rabies Eruption Technique into the midst of the canine Beastmen crowd.


Chapter 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_3