Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

He took a deep breath, and a golden light flashed through his eyes.


Then, a series of long and desolate songs flowed from his lips, gradually spreading across the entire battlefield.


"We are all children of our God, may our God live forever, His kingdom everlasting...!"


Accompanied by Pixis's roar, a dull explosion seemed to resonate in the air.


The Cave Beastmen still present lit up with golden glows, enveloping their entire bodies.


This golden light was distinctly different from Zheng Cheng's Holy Light Fire; it was golden yellow, brimming with tumultuous battle intent and imposing majesty.


And with the burning of this flame, the spiritual and physical strength of all the Cave Beastmen skyrocketed to their highest phase in an instant.


Their souls, too, became incredibly spirited under the burning of the Fire of Sacrifice extended from the Sacrificial Domain.


Chapter 338 Domain Battle! Stepping into the Epic Opportunity!_3