Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng suddenly said, "We have all obtained such precious treasures, but who knows what Wolf, Flereya, and the Fallen Ghost Owl will get?"


"Flereya needn't worry," said Zhao Yunxiao. "After all, the Spirit Charm Emperor had a grudge against the Behemoth Beastman Clan, even if he gave a heritage artifact, it wouldn't be anything important."


"On the other hand, Gui Xiao should have come from one of the Fallen Organizations, the Ghost Face Organization."


"Given the natural talents and characteristics of the Charm Clan, which tend to be of the undead creatures, other heritage artifacts wouldn't be much of a problem, but if it's an Epic Level prop of the Charm Clan itself, it would be a tremendous boost for Gui Xiao."


"If he could use the heritage artifact to advance to Epic, it would pose a great threat to our Blue Star!"


Chapter 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_3