Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The two exchanged glances and shook their heads in unison. Xin Ruhuo spoke, "What's so peculiar about that secret realm?"


"The Spirit Charm Blessed Land was the world of a race called the 'Charm Clan' and the 'Desire Clan' ten thousand years ago..."


Quickly, Xin Ruhuo gave a simple account of the matters concerning the Spirit Charm Blessed Land.


He emphasized the situation with the phantasm of the Spirit Charm Emperor, the great battle from ten thousand years ago, and the inherited artifacts obtained.


"Exterminated by the All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes... Mythical Realm powerhouses!"


"To have the power to slay gods? Hiss... this person's strength is truly unfathomable!"


"Nine Heritance Artifacts? Our Human Race acquired seven? Not bad!"


"Is it all thanks to Zheng Cheng? Truly a man I had high expectations for, he did not disappoint me..."


Chapter 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_2