Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

After all, having slain so many Charming Beasts in the Spirit Charm Blessed Land, each person had gained a massive amount of Soul Power.


Zheng Cheng, Yao Zhixue, Zhou Xinyu, Cui Xiabing, and Purple Poppy.


These five were the main force members for this new secret realm expedition.


The apparent arrangement was three support roles and one close combat output, one ranged output, but among these three support roles, whether it was Zheng Cheng or Cui Xiabing or even Purple Poppy, all possessed formidable strength.


The group, led by a small team of Nightwatchers headed by Zhao Yunxiao, set forth towards the location of the secret realm.


Zhao Yunxiao took out several pieces of information and distributed them to everyone.


"This secret realm is located at the foot of Mount Mang south of Beijing. Over three hundred years ago, during the Great Catastrophe, Mount Mang was one of the main invasion points for the 'Ghost Tribe,' which belongs to the All Heavens and Thousands of Tribes."


Chapter 344: Did She Sleep with You? New Mutant Ability!_3